Meet Your New
Desktop Companion
"Your computer's health... as explained by a goblin. Now, who doesn't want that!?"
Desktop Goblin is a lightweight desktop companion that monitors system health in real-time and explains what’s happening — in plain English.
Supports Windows & macOS
Your Computer at a Glance
CPU, RAM, Disk, Network, Battery, GPU, Wifi Signal Strength - all visible in a persistent overlay that stays on your desktop. No windows to open, no apps to check. Just glance and know.
Actually Talks to You
Task Manager, Activity Monitor: these show you numbers. Your goblin tells you what they mean in plain, friendly language. No computer experts needed for interpretation.
Smart Alerts
Get notified about the stuff that actually matters. Pattern-based warnings catch real problems, not random spikes - so you hear from him when it counts.
The Goblin's Log
A full history of what's been happening on your system, grouped by day with trends you can actually read. Simple mode for quick checks, advanced mode for power users.
Your Goblin, Your Rules
Customize alert thresholds, appearance, and font size to fit your setup. Want him quiet? Mute him. Want to know sooner when things go wrong? Lower the thresholds.
He Gets Bored Too
A few built-in mini-games for when you both need a break. Nothing fancy - just killing 20 seconds while you're waiting for that document to open.